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A man is in a hotel lobby.. g" C& l1 F2 E+ y
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
" P0 ^7 ^- [/ ?9 D+ _$ }/ GAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
8 J: s! p4 R! h* ]* P% B+ CThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
2 w, K# n$ x. RShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |