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A man is in a hotel lobby.
! w/ J* j% ]4 U# ~+ c2 z- q5 U& ZHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
6 B5 u: N5 u; ~$ JAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
+ k9 Z: g& M: g- yThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
' l1 T7 _6 v. D/ m. vShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |