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A man is in a hotel lobby.
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As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast./ U) d; R, j: y Z8 |6 J6 Z6 W! a
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.": A6 {/ A& D. F L: g: M; j4 t% C
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
