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A man is in a hotel lobby.( w9 Q- c( H/ i \2 f% \6 x1 q+ a
He wants to ask the clerk a question.2 G5 }9 _" x% x+ Q0 u& f
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.- v6 Z( o4 U7 X
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
( d2 y/ }, @- R% Q8 c; _She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
