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A man is in a hotel lobby.
, x3 X" T+ Y; u8 j- v* I. g! wHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
* a) k" R& N5 t3 L! n8 m1 hAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.( ]* f! J3 v' E' a" {% E
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
% `# ]* ~2 y9 ?0 v: i9 `- qShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |