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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
- v; m4 z6 K( H! Q! d+ |+ F6 o"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."1 W4 y2 Y# c% p) R, ~" N
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.: h+ D( [& T& V
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
: P! [3 F9 E; _"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.: n+ T8 Q ]1 C4 P5 z# {
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.7 j9 h5 B5 Y6 L/ ^ j
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"7 Q) E, ?( A; x6 _
"Of course, my son," said the priest.0 T. ^& e2 s2 ~' c. N) B% M8 h
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |