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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
% r8 g5 ^; I: p# D g: H' W"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."- ~9 Q+ @1 u" p! D7 B$ r; [: W
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
5 o1 a' ?4 G ^$ r"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
( d$ E& v* Z4 o' `- y"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.4 x) w e4 O2 A2 A/ { D% d
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.; _) i- y0 Q- m ?
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"# S3 o' U0 J' E" N3 A
"Of course, my son," said the priest.- F& f0 L* \; s4 `* U7 A( j/ `* L
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |