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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.& r4 L# e- M& v7 y3 J
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
0 z; C& S8 k5 {7 \, O( ?6 T4 f"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. U; f( Z2 B2 T/ l+ S8 p4 C
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
1 A. b) U% Q7 q+ R. C' ^) i3 t. d"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
7 s* j/ ?& }( c' t0 ["Thanks, Father," said the old man.
0 A! F0 {4 t( F' `( D5 ~"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" W% B! u; K3 q
"Of course, my son," said the priest.$ \4 o" o" ?, ]' L- ~$ e
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
