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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.+ }; b) S6 |! V1 l+ T, y" S
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."1 W8 O0 {! h' y A* C4 _1 M
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
+ K' i0 W M9 W$ E1 f: x$ C% d"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
4 N* g" }# P; E& k9 A) G"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.$ o/ j w$ g. r# z' S
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.3 f8 X! B% r" I# R
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
2 L j0 i4 o5 I+ ]"Of course, my son," said the priest.
) v4 s6 Z5 y1 ~. K& C4 CThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |