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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.9 U* Z3 q4 L5 u! I2 n3 D' q+ B
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."9 P( t! F- Y% ]& U- Y/ p/ ?
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
) Z# N2 X$ q8 O"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
4 W y! A7 g6 w: f+ q, g2 P"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
2 ^( v5 H+ W$ c6 U9 W"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
/ ?% y% ^ X8 H6 J+ J/ x"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?". z6 A6 s% D8 M. b3 z
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
2 _: ` Z; `. K# X2 T$ r8 y4 T2 y3 ?# RThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
