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A man is in a hotel lobby.6 I% U; V- K3 `1 {4 \+ _, b6 r: ]# }
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
: K- n- M) y4 J4 \& {0 F' J. K) r7 lAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.2 m5 t1 g; T: ~0 S" q1 c- c1 G
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
: {9 { B9 Y3 @* V _! J) P$ N. TShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |