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A man is in a hotel lobby.
I3 l0 M( J/ `: x3 E: ~! M% AHe wants to ask the clerk a question./ _# D. I3 K* {" H# F5 z
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.4 [( V, u7 X& V5 Q$ d
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
3 S" s& `* j% S8 U# L) TShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
