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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
& _9 F9 { N7 R/ Z3 n4 C"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
% K+ p P( d W5 G"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
: O1 E( T2 ~- u1 W; [# d. j# D, x"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.2 I7 r1 O& p1 L
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.9 |( @5 k6 [; A0 T! v
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.) d7 j" O9 {% y1 R
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
4 K" i; |& O$ a6 g# w"Of course, my son," said the priest.( A! c L+ x) c3 S8 |
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |