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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.# }: v$ c) W* ]% }6 F8 v4 d- F3 Y
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
" l6 X' h* n2 [5 @6 ~* E; g"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.3 v$ _/ i5 |: }3 K
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
" h& I0 E' n- L, x2 T"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest./ G7 Q+ p3 `5 x1 i9 x' C
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.9 A9 R5 y2 Y A3 n. Q1 y
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
8 C7 D( L) @5 m"Of course, my son," said the priest.; t5 k g9 H) B ]1 Q% [# ^: M
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |