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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.& C+ D* I) r+ l4 }. A# ~7 _1 Z9 h
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
: C% T9 A3 c3 E"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.) ~9 m0 V9 k* N7 c# Z
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
4 g( T8 c. h8 U2 L' M* n8 \"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
) f! c7 |6 [6 H" V6 W"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
9 x' C; @0 Y" ?6 F9 z"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
* ~3 g+ D A- \% w! n2 |! h"Of course, my son," said the priest.
7 |3 @+ r+ F& T8 \7 J4 r* TThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
