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A man is in a hotel lobby.& N1 S! j& `5 n2 @% S. b& n
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
' {: _0 ]1 W* ?# d! uAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
! ] q$ } x5 C) K: E8 @They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."% N0 w1 D, ^. ~* E
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
