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A man is in a hotel lobby.
6 c& j) b) ]- D' X: }# c: v& D$ \He wants to ask the clerk a question.
( g' E0 U ]/ [As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.! \+ w1 K% G& K9 V% z1 M% C+ C
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
* A4 y; c, K; t" GShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
