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A man is in a hotel lobby.6 |3 V2 v! {4 P4 y' G2 j1 T2 R
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
% t6 j3 V. c$ FAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
- E$ X! e3 n ~0 J5 |0 oThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
' e6 C( B d: G6 Z3 `She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |