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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.3 Z2 @ |+ p/ r" q8 a% i) N2 y
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."! s. X- S+ O' ?4 ]
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.; g+ i( {% U5 H& I! f+ c [7 S) |$ Q
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
; [* N2 |5 V' j/ M. a0 n6 C"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.4 A# }' \- P2 k( r# b. ?
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.. D( J* Q# n! X7 }# m9 v- K5 L! t7 u8 i
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
& ~+ Z: X- T8 E5 O"Of course, my son," said the priest.$ G" z- H, p: E8 s- Q. h
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
