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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.
: Y( I' ?) n7 M"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."4 i7 c( r8 o: m' G
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.* C9 U2 A& G9 c4 w/ H& z
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
% k' p2 E5 p7 ?8 S3 y9 |+ V0 G"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
2 z6 N' g0 V! D7 R. X. v" A"Thanks, Father," said the old man.) L, _) R" I5 W+ q
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
4 \0 m7 n, A* {2 u"Of course, my son," said the priest.5 Y+ k9 q. V0 o E
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |