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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.; P$ L. `& W. U* L7 D4 M
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."+ I& D% c1 O' a% z
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.9 U0 N, x; v& K6 S) p3 j" R1 u: m% z9 o
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
5 S& F! r0 I- k"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.) ]) M. T2 Y+ ^; m" j
"Thanks, Father," said the old man.- Z9 p8 W" P1 w- G" n* Z _
"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"' Y5 `, l7 W% Q' d; \
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
, _2 l: G, |# n7 I2 f( jThe old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |