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A man is in a hotel lobby.. G# @" t. ~" K' Y
He wants to ask the clerk a question.& y# \# |" ` l' P5 X0 R9 k' v3 x
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.( L; [4 S! ^9 I2 _5 x+ p
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
2 G1 k0 L- h6 x- V% U6 o9 qShe replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |