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A man is in a hotel lobby.
( g5 M4 Z8 F! a: eHe wants to ask the clerk a question.
3 _: c& m! e6 P1 f0 f, B* u& WAs he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
- Q! p4 u' b" q* Z) |* a0 t/ ^( nThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."" ~; r0 W! `4 e" }6 j
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |
