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A man is in a hotel lobby.4 k3 ]* i( C( l Q, I0 D. j
He wants to ask the clerk a question.8 k& f9 B2 g# U7 M& o
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
& a+ j3 U6 U7 c& }1 C q9 FThey are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."9 C% o6 R" q2 f# _
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." |