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The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest.# [8 I& s# l8 T% K4 }
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
; X. Z" [* M! }) G% ^( Y"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. x& T% e o% Q# J3 H
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
1 l3 z3 Z% J0 r# w* `"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.
/ i1 }* F( m; X7 P"Thanks, Father," said the old man.
, O+ J4 e }7 m8 l. `$ x"That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"6 B6 N) y& a0 q, i7 Q7 M8 a9 G
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
/ u, ` l9 ?, ~The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?". |
